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To knw cel’s serial no type *#06#; To know modl no & code no typ
*#9999#; To knw Hardware version typ *#8888#; These r commn 4 all GSM fones.
All cell usrs shuld b knw ths.
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senior ragging d junior.
senior:after ur
marriage i will kiss ur wife.
junior:ok, no problem. i wnt to marry ur sister.
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"Friendship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a
person because you neither have to weigh your thoughts nor measure your words
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A,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,u,v,w,x,y,z. What r u looking
for? I kicked all those who were between U and I.
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once a foreigner came to india...
american:me desham lo
road meeda toilet
posthe policelu
pattukuntara?
sardar:ikkada evaridi vare
pattukuni poyali......
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There are 6 Billion people around d world. I dont know y i msg u? may be
bcoz... 5,999,999,999 cant replace a Chweet FRIEND like U...!
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After returning from a foreign trip, a sardar asked his wife:
Do i look
like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Y?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
Bale le!
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monkey1:- excuse me,
i'm new comer to this tree,
can i speak with ur boss.monkey...???
monkey2:-shhhu...sound cheyoddu.
boss sms chaduvuthunnaru
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yamraju : u r time is over.
monkey : any way to escape?
yamraju : if u can kis da one who is readingthis msg!
monkey : yak thoo..dinikanna chave better.
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ideat,lofar,kuthe,baivars,bekar,a halfmad,
entha tetina na msg chaduv thunavante realy your my best frnd
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What is MOM :
GOD couldn't be there with every child,so he made MOTHER!!
She
wipes your nose,cleans your clothes,sings for you.She does not sleep in the
night, just to soothe your wails & cries. Nobody knows that what you are
today, is all because of your MOTHER.....
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Friendship is all about three things-winning, losing n sharing
winning
your friends heart,
losing your self ego,and
sharing joys n sorrows.
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><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:>
><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:>
e chepalu mana snehaniki gurthuga unchukondi
chepalu chavakunda undadaniki roju mobile lo water poyandi
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i had opened an account for YOU at the Universal Bank of GOD's
Blessings & deposited 365 days full of LOVE, FAITH, JOY &
FULFILMENT! Enjoy Withdrawing.. Happy festival.
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Sorry to disturb you at this time of the night.If you are awake and
free,could you please do me a favour. Please delete this message and sleep.GOOD
NIGHT...........!!
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very important msg:
today is thomas alva edison birthday so send
wishes to all tube lights. now i have already sent to 1tube light
u and do my job.........
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rojantha sukam ledu,
ratri antha nidra ledu,
vollanta okate noppi,
manasuku nilakada ledu,
oh devudaaa premante idena?
Devudu: kadhu bidda chickengunya...
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golden words of 'billgates':
"whenever there is a hard job to b done,
i assign it to a laziest person as he is sure
to find an easy way of doing it.....
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