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Thought for the day -
confidence never comes when we have all the answers …
but it comes when we are ready to face all the questions
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A man asked GOD, what is LOVE?
GOD replied: Go to the garden and get the most beautiful flower.
Man returned empty handed & told that i found the most beautiful
flower but i kept walking in hope of a better one.
And then i realised that i had ignored the best one.
i went back but could not find it there.
GOD said – This is LOVE.
You don't value it when you have it
but repent when you lose it.
So never let your Dearest go.
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7 is very great number.
because 7 colour makes rainbow
7 sur makes music,
7 days make a week,
7 round makes a life partner
and the most important thing 7 letter makes friends
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Some can give u Crying & tears Many others can give u Laughter & smilesbutonly Friends can give
u"Laughing Tears"& "Crying smiles"
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A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great.
Thank U my good friend
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A crime story:
Five friends lived in a room.There names were Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody & Nobody.
One day Somebody killed Nobody. That time Brain was bathing. Mad called police.
Police: Yes, what's the matter?
Mad: Sir, Somebody killed Nobody.
Police: Are you mad?
Mad: Yes, i am Mad.
Police: Don't you have Brain.
Mad: Sir, Brain is in the bathroom.
Police: You fool.
Mad: Sir, i am Mad, Fool is reading the message.
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Never be proud nor be depressed for what you are and for the position you hold because after the game of
chess the king and soldiers go into the same box..
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Why India is not yet developed?Though population is 100 crore?
Because 7.9 crore are retired,30 crore in state government jobs, 17 crore in central government jobs (Both don't work efficiently).
1.1 crore IT professional (They don't work for India).
25 crore in school, 2 crore under 5 years, 15 crore unemployed ,1.2 crore you can find anytime in hospitals.Statistics say 79,99,997 people are in jail.
Rest two are you and me.You are busy with your mobile. How can i handle India alone..?
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SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…
Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means:
S-Some,
O-One Is,
R-Really,
R-Remembering
Y-You…..
Have A wonderful day….
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If you are happy, you will remember the person who YOU
Love. But if you are sad you will remember the person who
loves U!
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sardar: I lost my dog..
Police :put an adverticement in news paper…
Sardar : are yaar …. Don’t be silly.my dog cant read news paper..
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did you have any lover b4 our marriage?
Wife : remains silent.
Hus : what is the meaning for silent?
Wife : don’t disturb while counting.
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a depressed boy asked swami vivekananda :
can any thing worse than losing a girl friend.
He replied "yes losing ur confidence of getting another one"
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b.tech chadivite engineer ayi potav…
Mbbs chadivite doctor ayi potav..
Law chadivite lawyer ayi potav..
Ila waste sms lu chaduvutu pothe paniki raakunda potav
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"fallen flowers cant climb back"
So don’t think past, forget the past things,
Love the present. Live for the future with a beautiful and sweet smile.
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teacher: which book is the most helpful book in ur life??
Student : my dad’s cheque book…
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No rehearsal in life, each day is a new show, no repeat, no rewind, so give your best shot in all your worthy acts, as the show goes on and on...
confidence never comes when we have all the answers …
but it comes when we are ready to face all the questions
----------------------------------------
A man asked GOD, what is LOVE?
GOD replied: Go to the garden and get the most beautiful flower.
Man returned empty handed & told that i found the most beautiful
flower but i kept walking in hope of a better one.
And then i realised that i had ignored the best one.
i went back but could not find it there.
GOD said – This is LOVE.
You don't value it when you have it
but repent when you lose it.
So never let your Dearest go.
----------------------------------------
7 is very great number.
because 7 colour makes rainbow
7 sur makes music,
7 days make a week,
7 round makes a life partner
and the most important thing 7 letter makes friends
----------------------------------------
Some can give u Crying & tears Many others can give u Laughter & smilesbutonly Friends can give
u"Laughing Tears"& "Crying smiles"
----------------------------------------
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great.
Thank U my good friend
----------------------------------------
A crime story:
Five friends lived in a room.There names were Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody & Nobody.
One day Somebody killed Nobody. That time Brain was bathing. Mad called police.
Police: Yes, what's the matter?
Mad: Sir, Somebody killed Nobody.
Police: Are you mad?
Mad: Yes, i am Mad.
Police: Don't you have Brain.
Mad: Sir, Brain is in the bathroom.
Police: You fool.
Mad: Sir, i am Mad, Fool is reading the message.
----------------------------------------
Never be proud nor be depressed for what you are and for the position you hold because after the game of
chess the king and soldiers go into the same box..
----------------------------------------
Why India is not yet developed?Though population is 100 crore?
Because 7.9 crore are retired,30 crore in state government jobs, 17 crore in central government jobs (Both don't work efficiently).
1.1 crore IT professional (They don't work for India).
25 crore in school, 2 crore under 5 years, 15 crore unemployed ,1.2 crore you can find anytime in hospitals.Statistics say 79,99,997 people are in jail.
Rest two are you and me.You are busy with your mobile. How can i handle India alone..?
----------------------------------------
SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…
Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means:
S-Some,
O-One Is,
R-Really,
R-Remembering
Y-You…..
Have A wonderful day….
----------------------------------------
If you are happy, you will remember the person who YOU
Love. But if you are sad you will remember the person who
loves U!
----------------------------------------
sardar: I lost my dog..
Police :put an adverticement in news paper…
Sardar : are yaar …. Don’t be silly.my dog cant read news paper..
----------------------------------------
did you have any lover b4 our marriage?
Wife : remains silent.
Hus : what is the meaning for silent?
Wife : don’t disturb while counting.
----------------------------------------
a depressed boy asked swami vivekananda :
can any thing worse than losing a girl friend.
He replied "yes losing ur confidence of getting another one"
----------------------------------------
b.tech chadivite engineer ayi potav…
Mbbs chadivite doctor ayi potav..
Law chadivite lawyer ayi potav..
Ila waste sms lu chaduvutu pothe paniki raakunda potav
----------------------------------------
"fallen flowers cant climb back"
So don’t think past, forget the past things,
Love the present. Live for the future with a beautiful and sweet smile.
----------------------------------------
teacher: which book is the most helpful book in ur life??
Student : my dad’s cheque book…
----------------------------------------
No rehearsal in life, each day is a new show, no repeat, no rewind, so give your best shot in all your worthy acts, as the show goes on and on...
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