cute and funny sms collection 5

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I asked an angel 2 watch over u, but he back sooner than xpected!i asked y?He said "an angel doesnt need 2 watch over an angel!"

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What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.

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i asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden.i ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me an ocean.i asked God 4 an angel &he gave me u!

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success is like a beautiful lover.it will leave us at any time,but
failure is like a mother.
It will teach us some imptortant lessons of life….

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My silent doesn’t means I forget u,
My disappearence doesn’t means I don’t care about u…
Because your always in my heart.

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distance cant separate any one……..
Near cant bind anyone….
If feelings r true &from the heart ,
Just close ur eyes u can find the one u miss…1

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Every normal person has 72 heart beats.
But for myself it is 73.
The extra one is ur sms. So send atleast once.
Other wise my heart stops beating.

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Thought for the lifetime =a gud relation does not depend on how
gud understanding we have but it depends on how better we can
avoid misunderstandings

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Seven secrets of successs that u can find in ur room :-1)roof
says “aim high “
2)fan says “b cool “
3)clock says “every minute is precious “
4)mirror says “reflect before u act “
5)calendar says “b upto date “
6)windows says “see the world “
7)door says “pursh hard to achieve ur goals “

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golden words by martin luther king :- if u cant fly , run .
if u cant run , walk
if u cant walki ,crawl
but whatever u do , keep on moving towards ur goal

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whats larger than mothers love
which pillow is better than a lovers lap
whats warmer than a fathers hug
whats more comfortable than a friend shoulder to cry
whats tastier than moms cooking
there are some things in life for which we have no subsititutes

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Vengalappa is going to open a college…,
The name of the college is…,
WOMENS COLLEGE FOR BOYS!!

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Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meet in cant start because the monkey is reading this text

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This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

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Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine. d only thing u aint is mine!